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Bubba Got Shingles
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This is ever so true!!!!! Bubba Had Shingles�Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the recept...
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Dixie Dude
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615
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The Drunk and the Preacher...
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A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk 'Are yo...
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GTO/GN
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0
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533
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This dog is cool
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GTO/GN
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0
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519
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A Prayer for daddy
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"Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."
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GTO/GN
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1
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643
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The Hotel Bill
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Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out f...
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GTO/GN
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2
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641
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!
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Breaking News!!!! This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!
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RollingStone
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0
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583
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lotto
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A guy ask his wife what would she do if he won lotto. The wife respond by saying "Take half and leave you the fugg alone". He said excellent, "I won $12 here is $6 now get the fugg out"
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GTO/GN
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852
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Bear Remover
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A man wakes up one morning in Orange City to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball ba...
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GTO/GN
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1
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566
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Bud Light Commercial (Girlfriend)
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RollingStone
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4
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2082
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Idaho Work Force
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A man owned a small ranch in Idaho. The Idaho Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "ther...
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RollingStone
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0
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521
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Monastery Life
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Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to ques...
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RollingStone
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0
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566
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Obama's spending plan for defense...
(Preview)
In a press conference today, President Obama was asked .." How much do you plan on spending on defense..... His answer... " That all depends on how big Da Yard is....
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GTO/GN
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0
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488
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My Next Life
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-- Edited by GTO/GN on Tuesday 14th of July 2009 06:47:31 PM
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GTO/GN
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0
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519
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Did you hear about
(Preview)
the one legged man who was hitchhiking? A car stopped and the driver said to him, hop in Ok, I'm sorry
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zach623
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472
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42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child
(Preview)
42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child 01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral. 02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced 'sangwich.' 03. Your family dog understood comman...
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giabambino
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631
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The Mormon
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The Mormon and the Irishman > > A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After > the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for > a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. > > The flight attendant then asked the M...
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Dixie Dude
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489
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Cheeseburger
(Preview)
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children.'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.' He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsessi...
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Dixie Dude
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480
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Sad but True
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' > > > > > > Th...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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521
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Can't remember
(Preview)
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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516
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Large Dead Snake Found:
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http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=201gcm&s=5??
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giabambino
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0
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451
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Italian Nursing Home
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Italian nursing home ??? ? ?? An ?Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a??retirement?home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian?retirement home. After a few weeks, the family came to visit Abdullah. How do you like it h...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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534
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Lawyers
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I'm not a?very good joke teller but: When can you tell?when a lawyer is lying, When he starts talking
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zach623
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0
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466
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Ya gotta LOVE a Lawyer
(Preview)
The deaf? bookkeeper > A Mafia Godfather finds out that? his bookkeeper has cheated him out of > ten > million bucks. > His? bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the? first > place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not? hear anything that > he > might h...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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555
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Dinner Party
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A wife invited some people to dinner. > > At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and > > said, > > 'Would you like to say the blessing?' > > 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl > > replied. > > 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife > > a...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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507
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Cup of Coffee
(Preview)
How about a cup of coffee, I hope you enjoy it. 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5 CLICK ON 'OPEN' ENJOY! Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!! COFFEE MACHINE <http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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515
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Welfare
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Welfare Office A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the Counter and says, ' Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have A job. ' The social worker behind the counter says, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy o...
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Dixie Dude
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0
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537
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Can't take a Chance
(Preview)
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While? they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have...
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Dixie Dude
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543
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It's in the Bag
(Preview)
?Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags. ?A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two ?large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every ?once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. ?Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,?"Ma'am, there are $20 Bill...
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Dixie Dude
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489
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SNORING
(Preview)
Snoring A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife? ?goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he? will stop snoring.? ?Yeah right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins? ?snoring, as usu...
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Dixie Dude
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776
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Phone a Friend
(Preview)
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and=2 0said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I sa...
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