An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a retirement home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian retirement home. After a few weeks, the family came to visit Abdullah.
How do you like it here Papa asked his Grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful, said Grandpa.
We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you because our faith is a little different from everyone else.
Oh no, I really like it here, let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents, Abdullah said with a big smile.
There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years yet everyone still calls him 'Maestro'
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years yet everyone still calls him 'Your Honour'
There's also a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years yet everyone still calls him Doctor?
And as for me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years yet they still call me 'The F***ing Arab'
