A wife invited some people to dinner. > > At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and > > said, > > 'Would you like to say the blessing?' > > 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl > > replied. > > 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife > > answered. > > The daughter bowed her head and said, > > 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to > > dinner?'