The Mormon and the Irishman > > A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After > the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for > a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. > > The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. > He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores > than let liquor touch my lips." > > The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, > too, I didn't know we had a choice."
