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THE WEDDING NIGHT

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't  afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.   
  
In the morning,  Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.   
  
As he is  going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are  up yet.   
  
She replies, 'No'.   
  
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'   
  
His  mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!   Just go to school.


Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' 

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'   
  
His mom replies, 'Never mind what  you think! Eat your lunch and go back  to school .'

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?' 

His mom says, 'No.'   
  
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'   
  
His mom replies,   'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline
and I think... 

I gave him my airplane glue.




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