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TOPIC: Questions you always wanted to ask

Dixie Dude

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Date: Jun 3 9:55 AM, 2008

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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! � If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? � Can you cry under water? � How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? � Why do you have to "put your two cents in".... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?� Where's that extra penny going to? � Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? � Why does a round pizza come in a square box? � What disease did cured ham actually have? � How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? � Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? � If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? � Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? � Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? � Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. � Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? � Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? � If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? � Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? � If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? � Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! � If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? � If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? � If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? � Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? � Why did you just try singing the two songs above? � Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? � Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? � And now you know "The rest of the story" __________________

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