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Talking in Heaven


>>>> 1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.

>>>> 2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sally. How'd you die?

>>>> 1st woman : I Froze to Death.

>>>> 2nd woman : How Horrible!

>>>>

>>>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I

>>>> began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

>>>> What about you?

>>>> 2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

>>>> husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

>>>> But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

>>>> 1st woman: So, what happened?

>>>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

>>>> that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the

>>>> attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through

>>>> every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I

>>>> had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just

>>>> keeled over with a heart attack and died.

>>>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still

>>>>> be> alive.!!!!



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