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The way it used to be
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When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I gre...
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Truths
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TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato....
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RollingStone
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1923
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Born 1925-1970
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WE ARE AWESOME PEOPLE No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!!OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF !!! To Those of Us Born 1925 - 1970 : At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said....
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1908
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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM CDC
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UPDATE FROM CDC Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is call...
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Dixie Dude
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1948
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Obama
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Subject: Quote of the Day Rush Limbaugh: "As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials..."
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Dixie Dude
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Words of wisdom
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Time and tide will wait for no man, saith the adage. But all men have to wait for time and tide.
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GTO/GN
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Happy Friendship Week
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Happy Friendship Week Please Read all the way to the bottom: If you will take the time to read this I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on a daily basis: They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enj...
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How You Know If You Are Italian?
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Subject: You know your Italian if Just for Fun - Inside JokesDescription:01. You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral. 02. You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangwich." 03. Your family do...
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1891
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How True
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? Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes... so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!
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Dixie Dude
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1916
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HONEST ABE SPEAKS
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During this political season let's be reminded of these wise words. You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. Yo...
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Dixie Dude
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1819
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Stupidity !!
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Spread the Stupidity! ! Only in?America?......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.? Only in? America?......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and?a diet coke.? Only i...
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RED SKELTON-HOW DID HE KNOW?
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Subject: RED SKELTON-HOW DID HE KNOW?????? ? FOR THE FEW WHO DON'T KNOW: ? Red Skelton was a movie star and comedian on television back in the 1950s.? He created a number of characters, and his show was watched by millions.? He did this on his show one evening--back when shows were live .? Some of you may r...
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RollingStone
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2003
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Perks Of Being Over 50 Years Old
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PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.? 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.? 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn t...
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Thank You U.S Congress
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God gave this country all the resources we need and we would be fine, if we weren't too stupid to harvest them. The OPEC minister will look you in the eyes and say the following: ? 'We are at war with you infidels.? We have been since the embargo in the 1970s.? You are so arrogant you haven't even recognized...
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Dixie Dude
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1903
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The Good Old days for sure
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----- Forwarded Message -----@aol.com>Comments made in the year 1955! That's only 53 years ago! "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00." "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It w...
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T
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THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T ? 1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.. ? 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. ? 3. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle'.4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down...
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RollingStone
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1951
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Questions you always wanted to ask
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! ? If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ? Can you cry under water? ? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...
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Dixie Dude
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1992
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Kids say the darndest things !!
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NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!HONESTYMy son Zach...
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Remember When
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I?came across this phrase yesterday -?"FENDER SKIRTS". ????????????????????????????????????????????????? A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with har...
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Dixie Dude
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The Real Deal
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? Either we didn't listen, or we forgot.The year is 1907, one hundred?-one? years ago. ? Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. 'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, h...
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Dixie Dude
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1865
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If I could start over
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I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. ? I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storag e. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinn...
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