STS BBNJ 08805 & VICINITY FORUM - - NOW 12 YEARS ONLINE 2008-2020

 Condoms are a  MUST
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> An American tourist goes on a trip to China .  While in China , he is
> very sexually promiscuous and does not use a  condom all the time. A week
> after arriving back home in the States, he  wakes one morning to find his
> penis covered with bright green and  purple bumps. Horrified, he
> immediately
> goes to see a doctor. The  doctor, never having seen anything like it, He
> orders  some tests  and tells the man to return in two days..
>
> The man  returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad
> news  for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost 
> unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a little 
> perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, 
> doc'.
> The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.We're  going to have
> to amputate your penis'. The man screams in horror,  Absolutely not! I want
> a second opinion'. The doctor replies: 'Well,  it's your choice. Go ahead
> if
> you want, but surgery is your only  choice'.
>
> The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring  that he'll know
> more about the disease..The Chinese doctor examines  his penis and
> proclaims:
> 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare  disease'.The guy says to the doctor: 
> 'Yeah, yeah, I already know  that!, but what we can do?  My American doctor
> wants to operate  and amputate my penis?' The Chinese doctor shakes his
> head
> and laughs:  'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more
> money, that  way. No need to opelate!   
> 
> ''Oh, Thank God!',  the man replies.  'Yes', says the Chinese doctor,
> 'Youno worry, Wait  two weeks, fall off by itself, You save  money.'