I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,reallyloud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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