The president of a homeowners association in a Dallas, Texas suburb > > stated that they were having a terrible problem with litter near some > > of the association's homes. The reason, according to the > > association, is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being > > built right next to their community. > > > > The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the > > construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and > > 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty > > bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the > > general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to > > litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, > > and police and got no help there either. > > So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, > > named themselves the Inner Neighborhood Services group, and arranged > > to go out at lunch time and 'police' the trash themselves. It is > > what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They > > bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials 'INS' embroidered > > in gold on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to > > understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters > > really stand for. > > After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch time pickup > > detail with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, > > 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for > > work the next morning -- and haven't come back yet. It has been ten > > days now. > > The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, but can't > > say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal > > aliens. > > The bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because > > they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner > > association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve > > formation of the new subcommittee -- and besides, they informed the > > INS in advance of their plans and, according to Wallace, the INS said > > basically, 'Have at it!' > > > > SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN! > > > > Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million illegal aliens > > are depending on you. > > > > > > HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!!