ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF > THE PREGNANT LADY > > A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She > noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She > immediately moved to another seat. > > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she > moved again. The man seemed more amused. When > on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she > complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. > > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man > (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. > > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like > this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but > notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, > "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. > > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, > "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to > smile. > > Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that > said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could > hardly contain myself. > > BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time > and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could > have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." > > "CASE DISMISSED!!"
