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Italian Pregnancy

 
            An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnanc y kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

 
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

 
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

 
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.     
                
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll takecharge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I  will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,00 0,000bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

 
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'You gonna try again.'


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Italian Pregnancy

 
            An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnanc y kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

 
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

 
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

 
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.     
                
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll takecharge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I  will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,00 0,000bank account. If twins, they will rec eive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

 
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'You gonna try again.'


Good One! rofl.gif



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