Ron and Jerry, two elderly friends, Met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Ron didn't show up. Jerry wasn't concerned; He thought Ron might have a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Ron hadn't shown up for a week or so Jerry got really worried. After a month had passedJerry figured he had seen the last of Ron. On his next visit to the park, however, Ron was sitting on their usual bench waiting for him. Amazed and delighted, Jerry exclaimed, " For crying out loud Ron ,what in the world happened to you?" Ron replied,For I've been in jail." ''Jail?'' cried Jerry. ''You?! What on earth for?'' ''Well,'' Ron said, ''you know Sue , That cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'' ''Yes,'' said Jerry, ''I remember her. What about her?'' ''Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded ''guilty.''
Dixie, I tried cleaning this thread up some since when it was cut and paste by you to post on this forum you dragged along possibly a picture or something else that could not post here on the forum leaving an "X" in a large box. Because of it the joke was placed to a point where you had to scribe down some to read it. This happened once or twice before to you trying to post pictures. What you need to do is when you see these things highlighted when doing a cut and paste to avoid them you need to know where to start and stop otherwise you will drag everything you really don't want to post onto the forum as in this case. I am sure you must of wondered what happened once you made the post.
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